On the day of March 8!

I woke up in the morning - clean in the house,
The socks don't hang on the chairs
Plates washed and cups
They stand evenly on the shelves.
No beer bottles
A bouquet of cigarette butts does not bloom
And here's another wonder:
Hot coffee in the cup is waiting.
Flowers in vases and sweets
And the bubble bath is poured
The cutlets are still fried
The stove is washed to shine ...
Here's how not to get a heart attack?
This, damn it, March 8th ...

Lyubov Mironenko