Comic horoscope - "Explore with a friend"

If your girlfriend is Taurus by horoscope (21.04 - 20.05)
The Taurus friend is good because she is consistently peaceful and balanced. Knows how to taste beauty, often - loudly and enthusiastically.
It is bad because it abuts up terribly and, sometimes, very much slows down.
If you are planning to go on exploration with your Taurus friend, you will walk quietly, but far. Sitting patiently in secluded corners, you will count the enemy tanks passing by. And if at this moment someone sees you, then by her friendly expression on her face and a bunch of field daisies in her hand, they will never guess that you are here now in intelligence. It is she, calm and peaceful, who will approach the one who greatly interferes with the task, and with the same imperturbable calmness will stick a knife into the enemy's body, and then she will also support him so that he does not fall loudly. And if you are nevertheless tied up, which will certainly happen, since it still slightly slows down the reaction, it will never betray anyone. He will also bite off a finger to the fascist. It's a pity, but that won't save you both from being shot.