Comic horoscope - "Explore with a friend"

If your friend is Cancer by horoscope (22.06 - 22.07)
The Cancer friend is good in that she showered with all kinds of gifts, filled with cute compliments and all sorts of diminutive words. And all the time trying to feed everyone with something.
She is bad because she always thinks first one thing, then says another, and then does the third. Although, perhaps, she still thinks what she then does. After all, she will never release from her claws what she has already aimed at.
If you go on an exploration with your Cancer friend, you can forget about returning. After all, you have stipulated everything in the smallest detail: she will first have to throw a grenade at the first car, you - aiming to shoot at the second. She should cover you, and at that time you should cross the road. And then together with very short dashes you will go deeper into the forest to get lost there. But, in fact, she, for some reason, will not throw a grenade, the car will not stop. Then you miss a moving target. She will run to your side, on the run explaining loudly that for some reason she could not tear the pin off the grenade, and thought that you yourself would shoot that first car, but for some reason you did not shoot, and she was sure that. .. In short, it does not matter "what": at this moment the Schmeiser's shots are already sounding in the back.