Comic horoscope - "Explore with a friend"

If your friend is Gemini by horoscope (21.05 - 21.06)
Girlfriend Gemini is good because she thinks too quickly, is endowed with delicate taste and professionally applies Stanislavsky's system.
She is bad because she thinks too quickly, is endowed with a delicate taste and professionally applies Stanislavsky's system.
Before you go out on a scouting trip with your Gemini friend, it might not be superfluous to have a hard drink of something soothing, such as valerian. Because in this case, the most frightening thing is the unknown. You will go cheerfully. After you reach the place, you will quarrel for a long time and bicker in the bushes because of the differences in tactics that have arisen. Then, of course, you will give in. Because you can argue with Gemini only if you have an unlimited supply of time. Then she will take the prudently stored frivolous outfit from her shoulder bag and immediately turn into a charming frivolous Fraulein. Crawling in the mud on your belly, you will catch the mine to the enemy general's car, while it will distract the attention of enemies in the dugout with a perfectly rehearsed pole dance. Necessarily with elements of improvisation. Most likely, you will return from intelligence alone. And she will remain a resident. Over time, its traces will be lost somewhere in Poland.