Comic horoscope - "Explore with a friend"

If your girlfriend is Leo by horoscope (23.07 - 23.08)
Girlfriend Leo is good because she is inflexible and reliable, almost like a rock. And as noble as pure gold. And he never flirts at all. This does not suit a true queen.
She is bad because next to her it is impossible to indulge her own weaknesses. Conscience does not allow. Next to the queen, you only have to be a favorite.
If you go on exploration with your Leo friend, you will do the impossible. You will, of course, complete the task without any problems. But you won't just leave. Once they came anyway. Why waste time on trifles now. Moreover, the Nazis' headquarters are within easy reach, only 20-30 km, and you only mined the bridge. You will reach the headquarters. She will take a hairpin out of her hair and, shaking her curls, as in an advertisement for a famous shampoo, will go to the door with the sentries. Those, as in advertising, respectively, will weigh their jaws and, of course, will not think to stop it, just to look at it from behind. And then the turmoil will begin. Heroes will be given to you posthumously. But you will, of course, behead the headquarters.