Alone at home

Bad advice

If you stayed at home
Without parents alone
I can offer you
An interesting game
Under the title "The Brave Chef"
Or "The Brave Cook".
The essence of the cooking game
All kinds of delicious meals.
I suggest to start
Here's a simple recipe:
I need daddy's shoes
Pour mom's perfume
And then these boots
Lubricate with shaving cream,
And watering them with fish oil
With black ink in half,
Throw in the soup that momma
Prepared in the morning.
And cook with the lid closed
Exactly seventy minutes.
What happens you find out
When the adults come.