Rostov-on-Don

10 signs that you are from Rostov-on-Don:
1. In Egypt in the summer you are normal. When the breeze is even cool.
2. If in winter the snow lies for more than two weeks - this is happiness. If you manage to build a snow fortress and play snowballs in it, this is super happiness. If it snowed a day or two before the New Year, and you inserted firecrackers into the snow slide, and not into the mud as usual, this is a triplextramegacombohitkill, what a happiness. Well, traffic jams in any case - there is snow, no snow, do not care.
3. You have many friends of Armenians, Georgians, Dagestanis, Ingush, etc. and most of them are adequate people, some are smarter than you are several times.
4. Yes, Basta is from our city. No, I personally don't know. Okay, I'll pass it on. (Seriously, how do you do it?)
5. Vasya is a universal appeal. If there is an interjection, write with a small letter.
6. A clear, even, sincere speech comes to the ears from any place, I answer. You walk past the Mechanics and Mathematics department - the pawns grind for crosses, for sharpos (C ++ and C #, respectively), what is it like for the guys from Google and what a gallop, in nature, your Amigo.
7. Many different national cuisines, and at least something from each can be cooked by mom or grandmother.
8. You know what a chanson is. Nooo, you KNOW WHAT A CHANCE IS AND HATE IT !!!
9. At the word "Rice" you ask "Another one? Again?" and only then it dawns on you that perhaps it meant a product and not a network of identical establishments that are EVERYWHERE !!!
10. When you fly over Rostov you see fields. Fields everywhere. Lots of fields. More fields! It's crazy.